For whatever reason, the people at Groupon think that repeatedly sending a different person to call/email me will eventually result in me submitting to their corrosive program that hurts small businesses. I’m tired of responding politely, so here was my latest exchange with the rep assigned to me.

And yes, before you point it out, I’m quite aware of how childish I am.

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To Mitch’s credit, he tried to stoop to my ridiculously low level and respond with a graph of his own:

Unfortunately I have no clue what this graph is trying to say, or if it says anything at all. I won’t bother responding, because I’m out of graphs in which I can convey “no thank you.”

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